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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.