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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him