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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.