What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

It's too little to be out alone.

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.