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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.