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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.