What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1