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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What's a slave's favorite type of music?

House

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.