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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!