Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them