How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.