Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.