Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.