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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in One Direction?

Jail break.