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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.