Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.