What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.