How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons