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How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.