What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.