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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.