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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common