Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common