What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.