Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

What did the existential pig say?

What ham I