Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test a saltshaker?

You call in a redditor.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

New Air Brake Jokes More New Air Brake Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.