Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.