How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time