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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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