Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.