How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving