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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.