How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What goes?

Green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.