How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Barrel Jokes More Barrel Jokes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!