How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

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Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.