What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...