What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!