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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.