What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.