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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.