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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage