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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.