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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.