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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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Mr. President.

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.