Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What do you call a sad suicidal bird?

A Robin Williams.

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!