Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians?

A. Militia Etheridge

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an