Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

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She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

What is 1000 laughs called?

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