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Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips