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Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!