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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.