Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

What do you call a sad suicidal bird?

A Robin Williams.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes