Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.