How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Dumpster Jokes More Dumpster Jokes

What do you call a big trash can?

A dumpster.

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?