How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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Where does light go to jail?

Prism

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.