How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

Yishan

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Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!