Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.