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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.