Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you sabotage a space mission?

Send Matt Damon

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.