He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Because the snowblower is coming.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
You rocket
Sue she
They don't have wives
A flap in the face.
So the Marine have something to hold on to.
Beep repaired...