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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...