How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"