What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Https Jokes More Https Jokes

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC