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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Full speed ahead!

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The ATM

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The nun has hope in her soul!

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Batman!

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It was speeding in a high shear zone

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!