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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Https Jokes More Https Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!