How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.