What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

What do you call a Mexican without his car?

Carlos