Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst