What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!