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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!