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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.