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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.