How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.