What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin