When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

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What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.