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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What's the best fantasy book?

A Bible

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!