When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!