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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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What do you call a person without a son?

Per

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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Who's there! Balloon! Balloon who?

Balloon velvet!

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.