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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons