Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
AU GUYS!!!
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
By the buckle print on her forehead.
If it's bill withers!
Well they deleted
Most people reddit before
Put it through the Wash.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Americans don't get them.