Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
Tall stories!
Because he Reddit off the internet.
About a day
Throw in your washing.
Psst...Who washes your... sheets
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
