Psst...Who washes your... sheets
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Harambae
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
A sheet in the dark!
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.